One of the things I like about some of the larger fungi growing wild in the UK is the way they age, change shape and texture and take on a whole new life…
Just a few weeks ago these were looking fresh, smooth and fleshy… just look at the wonderful way the caps are drying out still on the stalk.
I only wish I could provide you with the texture and smell of these beautiful wood mushrooms.
Lovely word that isn’t it? Fecundity… I could say it all day long!
I have no idea what tree these seeds belong to… didn’t recognise it at all. The tree is obviously full of life though, wouldn’t you say?
Seed bearing twig
The seeds themselves reminded me of grape pits and I dare say they are spread far and wide by the birds who seemed rather interested in the opening pods.
Spider of Evening Primrose
“Come in to my parlour” said the Spider to the fly…
Fly on Tansy
No dears nothing to do with our shabby, worn out government… it’s all about having an abundance of seeds, just like the little sycamore tree at the end of my street.
I used to love playing with these when I was a kid…
Of course life was so much more innocent in those days with no X-Box or Play Station to corrupt young minds with games like Grand Theft Auto etc…
Parents were happy to let their kids roam free…
And dinosaurs stalked the earth…
Back then us kids were happy to play ‘helicopters’ with sycamore seeds.
Guess who proved she isn’t just a pampered lap-dog yesterday? Yeah I’m talking about Tilly, who now fancies herself some kind of super-hunter… naughty girl that she is. I don’t condone domestic pets who hunt and kill for the hell of it and yes I appreciate for the most part they are just doing what comes naturally, but that doesn’t make it right. I won’t interfere with an animal that is hunting to survive, but I would normally stop a domestic pet hunting because it doesn’t need to do so. I feel the same way about Man… if you don’t need to hunt, don’t do it… especially when the object of your hunting is something you either won’t or can’t eat!
So anyway Tilly flushed a rabbit yesterday and instead of running for its burrow the dumb thing ran into open ground way too far away for me to interfere… I think it would still have made it to safety, but the stupid animal suddenly decided to ‘hide’ in the grass and hunkered down… big mistake, that action gave Tilly an easy kill. She pounced, grabbed, shook, changed her hold and shook again and it was all over; Terriers are excellent killers when it comes to rodents, even when they’ve never been trained to it.
A sheepish Tilly with her kill
She knew she’d done wrong, but Tilly was very proud of her kill and loathe to leave it; it’s hard to chastise an animal for acting on instinct so having told Tilly she was a bad dog I left it at that. I console myself in the knowledge this particular bunny was doomed for an early grave… if it hadn’t been Tilly it would have been some other hunter that did for the rabbit. We didn’t take the corpse, we left that for the scavengers; less than 24 hours later there is no sign it was ever there so it is likely the body was taken by a badger, a buzzard or a fox, all of which are plentiful in the area. Nothing is wasted in Nature.
People often talk about the beauty of Autumn colours, especially the turning leaves on the deciduous trees. Sometimes though you miss some of the best colour changes if you only have eyes for the tree-line… what about the changing leaf colours on plants closer to the ground?
How about these amazing bramble leaves? Surely they must be worthy of a mention…
Spotted these leaves yesterday while walking Tilly and thought they were absolutely stunning… couldn’t resist grabbing a couple of images.
Looking out my window at the dark skies, wind and rain it is hard to believe that just 15 short days ago I was stripped to my trunks, swimming in the wonderfully warm Ionian Sea and lounging in the beautiful Greek sunshine to dry off… trust me I can’t wait for next holiday!
Zakynthos overlooking the Ionian Sea with Kefalonia in the background
Better beware… he’s reaching out to get you!
He’s reaching out to get you!
My chilli plants have produced some excellent chillies this year and having a variety of different types has given me so many options when it comes to flavour/heat.
I usually pick my Jalapeños when they’re green, but sometimes it’s nice to let them fully ripen to a deep red colour… these are still ripening and will be a dark crimson in a day or two. Jalapeños are a medium heat chilli measuring around 2,500 – 10,000 on the Scoville Scale (the scale by which chilli peppers are measured), which is pretty meagre compared to my Bird’s Eye chillies… they come out at 100,000 – 250,000 on the Scoville Scale!
Bird’s Eye Chilli
I have a yen to grow some Scotch Bonnets (rated around 100,000 – 300,000) next year… that’ll be a first for me. I’d also like to have a go at growing the Trinidad Moruga Scorion (rated around 1,200,000 – 2,000,000) just for the hell of it!
Can’t possibly be true… can it?
Letter from Walmart telling a customer why her husband has been banned from Walmart stores nationwide
Dear Mrs Green:
Over the past six months your husband, Royce, has been causing quite a commotion in our Lawton store. We cannot tolerate his kind of behaviour and as a result will ban your entire family from shopping in any of our stores if even one more incident occurs. We have documented below all incidents recorded on our video surveillance equipment. As of this time your husband, Mr Royce Green, is banned from entering all Walmart stores nationwide.
Three of our clerks are currently attending counselling as a result of the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr Royce Green have been compiled and listed below.
Mr Wally Brown
MEMO Mr Royce Green
Things Mr Green has done while his wife was shopping
- November 15, 2013: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly placed them is shoppers’ carts while they were not looking.
- November 23, 2013: Set all alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
- December 10, 2013: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
- December 23, 2013: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, “Code 3 in Housewares!” Mr Green stood watching to see what happened.
- January 10, 2014: Went to the Service Desk and asked for a bag of M&Ms to placed on lay-away.
- January 23, 2014: Moved a ‘Caution – Wet Floor’ sign to a carpeted area.
- February 15, 2014: Set up a tent in the Camping Deptartment and told other shoppers he’d invite them in if they’d bring their own pillows from the Bedding Department.
- March 5, 2014: When a clerk asked if she could help him, he threw himself on the floor, began to cry and wailed “Why can’t people just leave me alone?”
- March 26, 2014: While handling guns in the Hunting Department, asked the clerk if he knew where the antidepressants could be found.
- April 2, 2014: Looking directly into a security camera and proceeded to pick his nose.
- April 15, 2014: Darted around the store looking around suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘Mission Impossible’ theme.
- April 26, 2014: In the Auto Department practised his ‘Madonna Look’ using different size funnels.
- May 1, 2014: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled “Pick me! Pick me!”
- July 12, 2014: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the foetal position and screamed, “No! No! Sheila! It’s those damned voices again!”
- September 16, 2014: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while before loudly yelling, “Hey! Somebody help me! I need toilet paper in here!”
Mr Royce Green deserves a medal if you ask me!